You need to be tweeting, you need to be posting,
Go visit that new webinar they’re hosting.
Come back online; you don’t know what you’re missing.
Someone broke up; a new couple is kissing.
Don’t let all the hashtags drive you distracted.
It’s just a new trend your friends have contracted.
When you get bored of the news and the tweets,
You can go play a game full of candy and sweets.
Go upload your pictures and update your settings,
Never mind life and the things you aren’t getting.
Give into obsession; you’re doing just fine.
Everything in life is much better online.
Copyright 2014 Andrea Lundgren